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i'm a little coconut.
sitting in a coco patch.
somebody came and stepped on me.
i am squished as you can see.
i'm a nut.
i'm a nut.
i'm a nut. i'm a nut. i'm a nut nut nut.

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Joke for yall
Do you know what I was before being mommas litle boy- daddys little squirt- sorry, first time I heard it I lmao.
Posted by jaws82
Bug and Dandelion Count
The Illinois Agriculture Department announced this morning that some new statistics are available following two...More
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement - Will Rodgers
Posted by ibex7
Hey
Whats happening, where is everyone?
Posted by jaws82
Hey
Whats happening, where is everyone?
Posted by jaws82
Get Into Spring - What Do You Do?
This winter has lasted longer than any I can remember. Share with the other coconuts the favorite springtime...More
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement - Will Rodgers
Posted by ibex7

Take the Poll

What is the springtime activity you most look forward to doing?
  • Washing windows inside and out
  • Spring cleaning all over the house
  • Storing all the winter clothes, winter decorations
  • Prepare outdoor flower gardens
  • Get lawn ready for growing season
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Easter
How many solid chocolate easter bunnies are yall eating this year? PEEPS?
Posted by jaws82
Easter
How many solid chocolate easter bunnies are yall eating this year? PEEPS?
Posted by jaws82
The Walking Dead
No, I don't mean us. Slik they are having a Walking Dead marathon all week long. I hope you can watch it some...More
Posted by bpcookie
Where are the coconuts?
Where is everybody? Probably dealing with our daily lives,eh? I just had a wonderful,stupendous idea. Why dont...More
Posted by jaws82
I used to belong to this coconut patch...
I am asking to rejoin.... I used a different name ect. BUT I can't remember it. My name is Robin. What I do...More
Posted by raerob
Need help
Is it possible for me to have some symptoms of menopause that my wife is going through? Those damned hot flashes...More
Posted by jaws82
Hey guys, missed yall a bunch.
Just got over a scare with my wife having a scary mammogram and biopsy, which turned out to be negative. I...More
Posted by jaws82
Hey guys, missed yall a bunch.
Just got over a scare with my wife having a scary mammogram and biopsy, which turned out to be negative. I...More
Posted by jaws82
New Experience A Three Day Surgery
Last week I did something NEW. I had abdominal (abominable) surgery after waiting for four weeks to get on the...More
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement - Will Rodgers
Posted by ibex7

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My favorite part of surgery is:
  • Three showers the day before the procedure.
  • Stocking up the fridge with pizza, jello, and chocolate milkshake
  • Spending three days in your jammies
  • Having nightmarish dreams in color
  • Being totally confused and dependent on your friends
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Ghost Hunters
Hey Slik honey, is TAPS starting a new season today??
Posted by bpcookie
Hello my coo coo for coconuts friends!
I am going to make it a point to start joining in on a regular basis. Last Friday was the first time I drove...More
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Posted by margaroo
Hi coconuts
jaws86 is back as jaws82-been a while- I couldnt remember the coconut song so I had to come back and see it...More
Posted by jaws82
slik
Hey, didn't you say something about yahoo IM not being compatible with MSN IM??
Posted by bpcookie
jaws 86
Hi cocos, Ive missed yall!
Posted by jaws86
Patch's Big Saturday Night Movie
The Tarantula is tonight's Sci-Fi/Horror flick. Made in 1959, it stars Leo G. Caroll and John Agar. The...More
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement - Will Rodgers
Posted by ibex7
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm Baaaacccckkkkk!
Snowy peeks out from behind the coconut trees and grins........ quietly she digs deep down into her "bag...More
Posted by snowyowl33
snowy's coming back!!!!!!!!
yay! More
If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright
Posted by slik_kitty
Meanwhile . . . . Back in the Patch
Think I'll go over to Kitty's. My sister in Nashville gave me a new DVD. Maybe we can put it in the player, sit...More
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement - Will Rodgers
Posted by ibex7
Coconuts: We Need Your Brilliant Comments
I need some suggestions for Christmas Gifts for a group of older ladies. Not too personal but things that show...More
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement - Will Rodgers
Posted by ibex7
Coconut?
Hi there, I'm new to the coconut patch, and now I'm in the coconut directory. Can one of coconut buddy's...More
Posted by lukeperry
Halloween Party On The Bipolar Board
Hey you guys!!!!! There is a cyber Halloween Party on the main board. Its starting off pretty slow this year....More
Posted by bpcookie
Special Pre-Season Memo
For all the patchies, I'll be dressing like Mr. Hyde for Trick or Treating this year. What's your favorite...More
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement - Will Rodgers
Posted by ibex7
The Walking Dead
Slik, I know you like scary movies and things like that so I wanted to tell you that The Walking Dead series...More
Posted by bpcookie
jaws86
I have been an isolating coconut for over 3 months- have missed yall so much and feeling better.Let me hear from...More
Posted by jaws86
. . .Rrrringgg , , , , Rrringgg . . . .
"...Hello, this is the Coconut Patch Hotline . . . . All the nuts are away right now. . . . .After the beep,...More
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement - Will Rodgers
Posted by ibex7

Take the Poll

Why don't you visit the patch as often as you used to?
  • My boss clamped down on using the internet at work
  • I've given up texting while driving
  • I'm not really sure I'm a nut anymore
  • I've been campaigning for my favorite candidate a lot
  • Slik Kitty is scrumptious, butt that goat guy is a dolt. Hee hee
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