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i'm a little coconut.
sitting in a coco patch.
somebody came and stepped on me.
i am squished as you can see.
i'm a nut.
i'm a nut.
i'm a nut. i'm a nut. i'm a nut nut nut.

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Halloween Party On The Bipolar Board
Hey you guys!!!!! There is a cyber Halloween Party on the main board. Its starting off pretty slow this year....More
Posted by bpcookie
Special Pre-Season Memo
For all the patchies, I'll be dressing like Mr. Hyde for Trick or Treating this year. What's your favorite...More
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement - Will Rodgers
Posted by ibex7
The Walking Dead
Slik, I know you like scary movies and things like that so I wanted to tell you that The Walking Dead series...More
Posted by bpcookie
jaws86
I have been an isolating coconut for over 3 months- have missed yall so much and feeling better.Let me hear from...More
Posted by jaws86
. . .Rrrringgg , , , , Rrringgg . . . .
"...Hello, this is the Coconut Patch Hotline . . . . All the nuts are away right now. . . . .After the beep,...More
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement - Will Rodgers
Posted by ibex7

Take the Poll

Why don't you visit the patch as often as you used to?
  • My boss clamped down on using the internet at work
  • I've given up texting while driving
  • I'm not really sure I'm a nut anymore
  • I've been campaigning for my favorite candidate a lot
  • Slik Kitty is scrumptious, butt that goat guy is a dolt. Hee hee
View Poll Results
SnowyOwl Checks In
Snowy writes to let us know how much she misses the ol' Coconut Patch gang. She is working regularly but does not...More
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement - Will Rodgers
Posted by ibex7
SnowyOwl Checks In
Snowy writes to let us know how much she misses the ol' Coconut Patch gang. She is working regularly but does not...More
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement - Will Rodgers
Posted by ibex7
SnowyOwl Checks In
Snowy writes to let us know how much she misses the ol' Coconut Patch gang. She is working regularly but does not...More
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement - Will Rodgers
Posted by ibex7
Anticipation of Rain to End Drought
Folks on the street are excited. The forecast of 1+ inches of rain during the next two days has everybody...More
Jellyfish are no fun at all - Diana Nyad
Posted by ibex7
checking in
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Posted by bpcookie
Warning: Goat Flu Epidemic Coming
All Coconuts please be advised that I have been exposed to dreaded Goat Flu Virus. Symptoms begin when lack of...More
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. - Will Rogers
Posted by ibex7
Goat
Hey Buddy, I have no idea why you think you offended me. You have only ever been kind. You have been a true...More
Posted by bpcookie
Nauseous Nancy
Certain colors and objects make me feel nauseous. I can't tell you exactly what because the feeling just...More
Posted by Anon_122361
jaws-?
Where is all the coconuts?
Posted by jaws86
Coconut rededication
I am here to rededicate myself to my coconut status so that there is NO question that I am indeed a nut. So...More
Posted by ddnos
jaws86
Any coconuts there!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by jaws86
jaws86
So am I a full-fledged member of the coconut patch? Is there some weird initiaion that I have to go through? (No...More
Posted by jaws86
jaws86-joke
Last Christmas I asked Santa for a new butt, because mine had a crack in it. (hohohoho) Is it too early for...More
Posted by jaws86
jaws86-Mental Health month
I wonder if they have after Mental Health Month sales?
Posted by jaws86
jaws86
I guess that means I will have to hide my two coconuts.
Posted by jaws86
jaws86- hot flashes
Guys, why is it that my wife is going through menopause and I am the one getting the hot flashes-SERIOUS- enough...More
Posted by jaws86
jaws86
No more.
Posted by jaws86
jaws86
No more.
Posted by jaws86
RN
I want be a Klingon RN
Posted by jaws86
jaws86
Coconut patch? I said I hade info about this community; I think I fit in THANKS.
Posted by jaws86
Use a TV slogan to describe a couple's sex life
For example: Verizon Wireless: Can you hear me now? Good! Morton Salt - When it rains, it pours...More
Posted by melly2210
Is Everyone On Vacattion?
Is everyone on vacation. I've been in Orlando too long! Think I'd like to visit somewhere else now.
Posted by mercygive
Are the Coconuts All on Vacation?
Geeesh, Guys, We aren't out of winter, yet. And everybody is gone somewhere. Pleeeeez read the poll and tell...More
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. - Will Rogers
Posted by ibex7

Take the Poll

If you could, where would like to spend a winter vacation? Post if you'd like to explain why.
  • Orlando, Florida Theme Parks
  • Aspen, CO Snow Skiing
  • Mediteranean Sea Cruise (counts double)
  • Cancun Resort Week
  • Las Vegas, NV Shows and Gaming
View Poll Results
Hot Tub Partee for Geo's Birthday at Cookies'
I honestly do not know why I post topics like this. It will be 75 degrees at Cookie's back yard on Washington's...More
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. - Will Rogers
Posted by ibex7
What is with ....... ????
Some of you knew who DoOvers was when s(he) first posted a few weeks ago. What is the story? Am I the only one...More
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Posted by margaroo

Spotlight: Member Stories

I am 43 M/W/F of course my husband, my two beautiful daughters, two son-in-laws and two absolutley gorgeous Grandaughters. i have 10 brothers & si...More

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