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i'm a little coconut.
sitting in a coco patch.
somebody came and stepped on me.
i am squished as you can see.
i'm a nut.
i'm a nut.
i'm a nut. i'm a nut. i'm a nut nut nut.

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Coconut rededication
I am here to rededicate myself to my coconut status so that there is NO question that I am indeed a nut. So...More
Posted by ddnos
jaws86
Any coconuts there!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by jaws86
jaws86
So am I a full-fledged member of the coconut patch? Is there some weird initiaion that I have to go through? (No...More
Posted by jaws86
jaws86-joke
Last Christmas I asked Santa for a new butt, because mine had a crack in it. (hohohoho) Is it too early for...More
Posted by jaws86
jaws86-Mental Health month
I wonder if they have after Mental Health Month sales?
Posted by jaws86
jaws86
I guess that means I will have to hide my two coconuts.
Posted by jaws86
jaws86- hot flashes
Guys, why is it that my wife is going through menopause and I am the one getting the hot flashes-SERIOUS- enough...More
Posted by jaws86
jaws86
No more.
Posted by jaws86
jaws86
No more.
Posted by jaws86
RN
I want be a Klingon RN
Posted by jaws86
jaws86
Coconut patch? I said I hade info about this community; I think I fit in THANKS.
Posted by jaws86
Use a TV slogan to describe a couple's sex life
For example: Verizon Wireless: Can you hear me now? Good! Morton Salt - When it rains, it pours...More
Posted by melly2210
Is Everyone On Vacattion?
Is everyone on vacation. I've been in Orlando too long! Think I'd like to visit somewhere else now.
Posted by mercygive
Are the Coconuts All on Vacation?
Geeesh, Guys, We aren't out of winter, yet. And everybody is gone somewhere. Pleeeeez read the poll and tell...More
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. - Will Rogers
Posted by ibex7

Take the Poll

If you could, where would like to spend a winter vacation? Post if you'd like to explain why.
  • Orlando, Florida Theme Parks
  • Aspen, CO Snow Skiing
  • Mediteranean Sea Cruise (counts double)
  • Cancun Resort Week
  • Las Vegas, NV Shows and Gaming
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Hot Tub Partee for Geo's Birthday at Cookies'
I honestly do not know why I post topics like this. It will be 75 degrees at Cookie's back yard on Washington's...More
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. - Will Rogers
Posted by ibex7
What is with ....... ????
Some of you knew who DoOvers was when s(he) first posted a few weeks ago. What is the story? Am I the only one...More
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Posted by margaroo
COCONUTS: $1.98 a Piece
Here we go again, gang. A chance to think over your take on the economy. A few short weeks ago, I was settled...More
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. - Will Rogers
Posted by ibex7
MIDDLE FINGER
All you have to do is go anywhere in NYC and say, hey do you remember a really, super fashionista with...More
Posted by doxielover10
OVERLAP
I am under house arrest because I died and came back and other interesting disorders. My doc took my keys...More
Posted by doxielover10
Coconut invasion
There are coconuts in the land and they are falling out of trees all over the place. Hurry, gather as many as you...More
Posted by ddnos
merry christmas
merry christmas to all my bestest pals in the world!!!!!
If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work - steven wright
Posted by slik_kitty
Snowy says hi!
She misses all her buddies in the coconut patch.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Posted by margaroo
I Wanna' Be A CocoNut
Let's talk about sweet stuff for a bit. Say ....... Carmel Corn. You can buy this in paper bags and never risk...More
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. - Will Rogers
Posted by ibex7

Take the Poll

Get ready to raid the pantry and fix a home-made treat. What is your favorite? Tell us about your fave recipe, too.
  • Brownies/ Fudge
  • Pie/ Turnovers
  • FruitcupsJello
  • Puddings
  • PopCorn/ Carmelcorn
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NBC Airs New Horror Series, GRIMM
Patchies prepare to review another spook series to begin Halloween weekend. Be sure to gather 'round the ol' flat...More
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. - Will Rogers
Posted by ibex7
More Horror Flick Choices
We're forgetting these are actual characters that scare the bejesus out of us like:More
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. - Will Rogers
Posted by ibex7

Take the Poll

Who is the scariest character from horror movies?
  • Freddie
  • Chuckie
  • Predator
  • Queen from Alien
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FOX's New American Horror Show
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. - Will Rogers
Posted by ibex7

Take the Poll

What is your favorite spook show character of all time?
  • Frankenstein
  • Dracula
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Nutty post for coconuts
Where have all the coconuts gone? Where oh where could they be? I've looked all around even got on the ground but...More
Posted by ddnos
Paranormal Witness
Hey Kitty did you watch the new series Paranormal Witness? The first story was one of those typical evil...More
Posted by bpcookie
slik_kitty
wanted to apologize for being socially inept. i think i offended you a couple month ago( this was not...More
Posted by it_is_what_it_is

Spotlight: Member Stories

I live in Los Angeles, in the great state of California. What other state would have the "Terminator" as governor? I have been married to a...More

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