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I daudle at the luggage carousel, picking up my suitcase of a week's laundry and head for the exit.
Outside a taxi is waiting and I ask if the driver will take me to the Marriot Hotel. He motions with his thumb for me to get in the back seat. It is then that I notice the pretty flight attendant from first class, that served my dinner. Eyes meeting mine, with her long brown hair over one shoulder and wearing fresh make-up, she says, "I'll be going to the Marriot, too."
Alright if we share the cab?View Thread

My red baseball cap is clean and creased, and my t-shirt is stenciled with the name of my company. BING-BONG.
Then suddenly this inebreated woman slings open the door, throws some wrapped candy at me, puts her arms around my neck and tells me how much she loves my costume.
Sheeeesh! I'm only the Pizza delivery boy! (But I'm not going to tell her that. Hee hee)View Thread

Love your style and sensitivity to the topic at hand. I think you are hilarious!
Marry me, Debbie. - goatView Thread

I can tell you are an extremely authentic individual because you admit to wondering what is wrong with me? The rest of us here are those who are concerned with what do I do about it now that I know I'm bipolar?
Looking forward to hearing more from you about how you cope and advice for us, too. Best wishes - IbexView Thread

Dinner should take about 2 1/2 hours . . . we graze languidly.
Yes, our family is responsible for Social Security going bankrupt!
Hoping all the groupies have their Moms, (or memories of their mothers), to share a little love with today. - ibexView Thread

Just my personal rant for you and all the Groupie Grumps . . . . Ya'know the little tufts of grass where would-be easter bunny moms like to hide eggs that get dropped, cracked, and otherwise stepped on??? Why do you think the grass grows so much better there than in the rest of the back yard???
It's because there is a little easter bunny in every dog, cat, squirrel, rabbit, and raccoon, that visits there!! Muahahaha!View Thread

You're very welcome as long as your training instructor will let you out of the house. Heee hee hee. (Am I baaaad?)View Thread

I'll rent the DVD this afternoon and see if Kitty wants to watch it too. The popcorn and margaritas are on me around six-thirty, ok?
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Basic training doesn't cure the problem of being told what to do by an uncaring, mostly illiterate jackbutt of a person, it just settles the strong emotions about doing it. heheView Thread
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